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camviv LMAO…. i actually laughed.. LOL

I can imagine the kids hanging off the wall.. [][]

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Yeah it would be funny
“Dad I’m hungry, dad Sarah kicked me, dad Mum Farted and it smells like chocolate”

you would need a lot of pinktac

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In Here its slack though.. I have Pinky and the kids on my wall, etc….. [][][]

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shouldn’t they be is school

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Second in charge is John and first George then our Head Master! [8D][8D]

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yes but when its all said and done we are all just a deputy to the higher power [:0)]

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Here is the class photo

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Where is the head master? []

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From memory the head master was discredited for trying to be funny but failed so he left just before the photo was taken, but apparently he is doing well now I was told he is second in charge of something. I think his name was Peter Costelli or Costello or something like that.

well since everyone is sending in their real pictures here is mine

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I know its only small it must be the camera’s fault []

and the many more

http://searchwebservices.techtarget.com/sDefinition/0,,sid26_gci211776,00.html

Abbreviation Meaning
404 – I haven’t a clue
ADN – Any day now
AFAIK – As far as I know
AFK – Away from keyboard
ARE – Acronym-rich environment
ASAP – As soon as possible
A/S/L? – Age/sex/location?
B4N – Bye for now
BAK – Back at the keyboard
BAS – Big a** smile
BBIAB – Be back in a bit
BBL – Be back later
BBN – Bye bye now
BBS – Be back soon
BEG – Big evil grin
BF – Boy friend
BFD – Big f***ing deal
BFN – Bye for now
BG – Big grin
BIBO – Beer in, beer out
BIOYIOP – Blow it out your I/O port
BL – Belly laughing
BMGWL – Busting my gut with laughter
BOTEC – Back-of-the-envelope calculation
BRB – Be right back
BTA – But then again…
BTDT – Been there, done that
BTW – By the way
BWL – Bursting with laughter
BWTHDIK – But what the heck do I know…?
CICO – Coffee in, coffee out
C&G – Chuckle and grin
CNP – Continued in next post
CRB – Come right back
CRBT – Crying real big tears
CU – See you
CUL – See you later
CUL8ER – See you later
CYA – See ya
CYA – Cover your ass
CYO – See you online
DBA – Doing business as
DFLA – Disenhanced four-letter acronym (that is, a TLA)
DL – Dead link
DLTBBB – Don’t let the bed bugs bite
DIKU Do – I know you?
DITYID – Did I tell you I’m distressed?
DOM – Dirty old man
DOS – Dozing off soon
DQMOT – Don’t quote me on this
DTRT – Do the right thing
DWB – Don’t write back
EG – Evil grin
EMFBI – Excuse me for butting in
EMSG – E-mail message
EOM – End of message
EOT – End of thread (meaning: end of discussion)
ETLA – Extended three-letter acronym (that is, an FLA)
F2F – Face to face
FAQ – Frequently-ask question(s)
FC – Fingers crossed
FISH – First in, still here
FLA – Four-letter acronym
FMTYEWTK – Far more than you ever wanted to know
FOMCL – Falling off my chair laughing
FTBOMH – From the bottom of my heart
FUBAR – F***ed up beyond all repair or recognition
FUD – Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt
FWIW – For what it’s worth
FYI – For your information
G – Grin
GA – Go ahead
GAL – Get a life
GD&R – Grinning, ducking, and running
GF – Girlfriend
GFN – Gone for now
GGP – Gotta go pee
GIWIST – Gee, I wish I’d said that
GL – Good luck
GMAB – Give me a break
GMTA – Great minds think alike
GOL – Giggling out loud
GTRM – Going to read mail
GTSY – Glad to see you
H&K – Hug and kiss
HAGN – Have a good night
HAND – Have a nice day
HHIS – Hanging head in shame
HIG – How’s it going
HT – Hi there
HTH – Hope this helps
HUB – Head up butt
IAC – In any case
IAE – In any event
IANAL – I am not a lawyer (but)
IC – I see
IGP – I gotta pee
IHA – I hate acronyms
IHU – I hear you
IIRC – If I recall/remember/recollect correctly
ILU or ILY – I love you
IM – Immediate message
IMCO – In my considered opinion
IMHO – In my humble opinion
IMing – Chatting with someone online usually while doing other things such as playing trivia or other interactive game
IMNSHO – In my not so humble opinion
IMO – In my opinion
IMS – I am sorry
IOW – In other words
IPN – I’m posting naked
IRL – In real life (that is, when not chatting)
ITIGBS – I think I’m going to be sick
IWALU – I will always love you
IYSWIM – If you see what I mean
J4G – Just for grins
JBOD – Just a bunch of disks (like redundant array of independent disks, etc.)
JIC – Just in case
JK – Just kidding
JMO – Just my opinion
JTLYK – Just to let you know
KISS – Keep it simple stupid
KIT – Keep in touch
KOTC – Kiss on the cheek
KOTL – Kiss on the lips
KWIM? – Know what I mean?
L8R – Later
L8R – G8R Later gator
LD – Later, dude
LDR – Long-distance relationship
LHO – Laughing head off
LLTA – Lots and lots of thunderous applause
LMAO – Laughing my a** off
LMSO – Laughing my socks off
LOL – Laughing out loud
LRF – Little Rubber Feet (the little pads on the bottom of displays and other equipment)
LSHMBH – Laughing so hard my belly hurts
LTM – Laugh to myself
LTNS – Long time no see
LTR – Long-term relationship
LULAB – Love you like a brother
LULAS – Love you like a sister
LUWAMH – Love you with all my heart
LY – Love ya
LY4E – Love ya forever
MorF – Male or female
MOSS – Member of the same sex
MOTOS – Member of the opposite sex
MTF – More to follow
MUSM – Miss you so much
NADT – Not a darn thing
NFG – No f*****g good
NFW – No feasible way or no f*****g way
NIFOC – Naked in front of computer
NP or N/P – No problem
NRN – No response necessary
OIC – Oh, I see
OLL – Online love
OMG – Oh my God
OTF – Off the floor
OTOH – On the other hand
OTTOMH – Off the top of my head
PANS – Pretty awesome new stuff (as opposed to “POTS”)
PAW – Parents are watching
PCMCIA – People can’t master computer industry acronyms
PDA – Public display of affection
PEBCAK – Problem exists between chair and keyboard
PIBKAC – Problem is between keyboard and chair
PITA – Pain in the ass
PM – Private message
PMFJIB – Pardon me for jumping in but…
POAHF – Put on a happy face
::POOF:: – Goodbye (leaving the room)
POTS – Plain old telephone service
PU – That stinks!
QT – Cutie
RL – Real life (that is, when not chatting)
ROR – Raffing out roud (Engrish for “laughing out loud”)
ROTFL – Rolling on the floor laughing
ROTFLMAO – Rolling on the floor laughing my a** off
ROTFLMAOWPIMP – Rolling on the floor laughing my a** off while peeing in my pants
ROTFLMBO – Rolling on the floor laughing my butt off
RPG – Role-playing games
RSN – Real soon now
RT – Real time
RTFM – Read the f***ing manual
RYO – Roll your own (write your own program; derived from cigarettes rolled yourself with tobacco and paper)
S^ S’up – what’s up
S4L – Spam for life (what you may get when you become someone’s customer or client)
SHCOON – Shoot hot coffee out of nose
SEG – S***-eating grin
SETE – Smiling ear to ear
SF – Surfer-friendly (low-graphics Web site)
SHID – Slaps head in disgust
SNAFU – Situation normal, all f***ed up
SO – Significant other
SOL – Smilling out loud or sh*t out of luck
SOMY – Sick of me yet?
SOT – Short on time
SOTMG – Short on time must go
STFW – Search the f*****g Web
STW – Search the Web
SU – Shut up
SUAKM – Shut up and kiss me
SUP – What’s up
SWAG – Stupid wild-a** guess
SWAK – Sealed with a kiss
SWL – Screaming with laughter
SYS – See you soon
TA – Thanks again
TAFN – That’s all for now
TANSTAAFL – There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch
TCOY – Take care of yourself
TFH – Thread from hell (a discussion that just won’t die and is often irrelevant to the purpose of the forum or group)
TGIF – Thank God it’s Friday
THX – Thanks
TIA – Thanks in advance (used if you post a question and are expecting a helpful reply)
TILII – Tell it like it is
TLA – Three-letter acronym
TLK2UL8R – Talk to you later
TMI – Too much information
TNT – Till next time
TOPCA – Til our paths cross again (early Celtic chat term)
TOY – Thinking of you
TPTB – The powers that be
TTFN – Ta-Ta for now
TTT – Thought that, too (when someone types in what you were about to type)
TTYL – Talk to you later
TU – Thank you
TY – Thank you
UAPITA – You’re a pain in the ass
UW – You’re welcome
VBG – Very big grin
VBSEG – Very big s***-eating grin
WAG – Wild a** guess
WAYD – What are you doing
WB – Welcome back
WBS – Write back soon
WDALYIC – Who died and left you in charge?
WEG – Wicked evil grin
WFM – Works for me
WIBNI – Wouldn’t it be nice if
WT? – What/who the ?
WTFO – What the F***! Over!
WTG – Way to go!
WTGP? – Want to go private?
WU? – What’s up?
WUF? – Where are you from?
WYSIWYG – What you see is what you get
YBS – You’ll be sorry
YGBSM – You gotta be s***tin’ me!
YMMV – Your mileage may vary.
YW – You’re welcome

and of course from Tigger TTFN ta ta for now []

if you have young kids you know it

LuckyPhil
Quote: fix punctures 5 days a week (thanks to another enterprising brother)

Do you mean that your brother would go around puncturing the car tyres and then you would fix them for a fee? []

Or did he just have a tyre business. []

And as for me I haven’t had a bad job compared to others but my wife is an assistant nurse in a nursing home and get to clean up elderly people like shoosie did so I know how you must feel from what my wife tells me.

things like shower them, brush their teeth, wheel them to the toilet then wipe them and many other things that we take for granted.

I have a lot of respect for my wife and others like her.

don’t worry DinoWeb I didn’t know either so I looked for the answer. I have learnt (now) to look at a problem from every angle before jumping in well maybe not for too long or that would be procrastinating []