Thanks Sooshie that was nice []

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Please explain [][]

Chinese whispers is a game kids play you get a line of kids and tell the first a sentence like the monkey climbed the tree to get a bannana.
each person whispers this sentence to the next in the line and the last person has to say the sentence now depending on the number of people in the line it gets worse. it might…[Read more]

have you ever noticed that the fun forum is like chinese whispers?

we start with calculating birthdays and end up with an after hours PinkArt speacial []

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camviv LMAO…. i actually laughed.. LOL

I can imagine the kids hanging off the wall.. [][]

Yeah it would be funny
“Dad I’m hungry, dad Sarah kicked me, dad Mum Farted and it smells like chocolate”

you would need a lot of pinktac

I still think that at 1000 it will be Arty’s shout at the pub

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In Here its slack though.. I have Pinky and the kids on my wall, etc….. [][][]

shouldn’t they be is school

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quote:even if we had a tie in our desk… so we can put it on it needed !!!

On my desk there is only food lot’s of food you might listen news soon that I been sacked because of having food on my desk! [][]

If its Chocolate you better hide it Pinky is about

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Second in charge is John and first George then our Head Master! [8D][8D]

yes but when its all said and done we are all just a deputy to the higher power [:0)]

I just Reckon its your Shout [][]

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quote:Here is the class photo

Where is the head master? []

From memory the head master was discredited for trying to be funny but failed so he left just before the photo was taken, but apparently he is doing well now I was told he is second in charge of something. I think his name was Peter Costelli or Costello or something like that.

Arty now I recognise you were, you at the 1992 Melbourne clown college

Here is the class photo

me
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[:0)] [:0)] [:0)] [:0)] [:0)]must be Arty
^
Maybe Amit?

well since everyone is sending in their real pictures here is mine

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I know its only small it must be the camera’s fault []

Arty you don’t eat chocolate?

Ok I expect your easter eggs next year sent to

camviv
555 house street

Sydney

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although I must admit that I don’t eat that much myself anymore

it worked for me []

This isn’t from anyone I know it is a joke but along the same theme.

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Sydney.

The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

Red meat is awful.

Soft drinks erode your stomach lining.

Chinese food is loaded with MSG.

And none of us realizes…[Read more]

and the many more

http://searchwebservices.techtarget.com/sDefinition/0,,sid26_gci211776,00.html

Abbreviation Meaning
404 – I haven’t a clue
ADN – Any day now
AFAIK – As far as I know
AFK – Away from keyboard
ARE – Acronym-rich environment
ASAP – As soon as possible
A/S/L? – Age/sex/location?
B4N – Bye for now
BAK – Back at the keyboard
BAS -…[Read more]

btw = by the way
afk = away from keyboard
brb = be right back
IMO = in my opinion
IMHO = in my honest opinion

and probably many more

LuckyPhil
Quote: fix punctures 5 days a week (thanks to another enterprising brother)

Do you mean that your brother would go around puncturing the car tyres and then you would fix them for a fee? []

Or did he just have a tyre business. []

And as for me I haven’t had a bad job compared to others but my wife is an assistant nurse in a nursing…[Read more]

Here is an old one but good.

DESIDERATA

Go Placidly
amid the noise and haste,
remember what peace there may Be in silence.
As far as possible Be on good terms
with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly
and clearly and listen to others,
even the dull and ignorant,
they to have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons
they are vexations to…[Read more]

don’t worry DinoWeb I didn’t know either so I looked for the answer. I have learnt (now) to look at a problem from every angle before jumping in well maybe not for too long or that would be procrastinating []