I’d pay off all my debts, buy a big ‘go f*$% yourself’ present for my boss (please excuse the profanity but he deserves it) and probably have some left to buy a couple of new cars, and a big arse tv, that’ll do me… that’s some fast shoppin tho!

If you checked your bank balance one day and there was an error with the transactions and you had an…[Read more]

[biggrin]Hehe, Thats funny Ibuycashflow…. but ya killed the game!

What would you do if you were sitting next to someone on a metropoliatin bus and sneezed, but accidentally sprayed a boogie onto their sleeve without them seeing…..what do you do?[blink]

-Blondie

MMMMMmmmmm…. nice and clean, not too sure about the cleaner tho![blink]

….. I stole one of my brothers friends.

My brother and I are really close and hang out together lots, I saw my man and thought,’oooooo that’s one sexy scotsman…wouldn’t mind gettin me a bit of that!’ [angel]
I was with someone at the time…a VERY bad relationship that was practically over hence then I was single, we ‘hung out’ together a…[Read more]

Thanks Shellby,[smiling]

Don’t worry my fiance and I are going to have the wedding our way because it is our day and very special for us…. as it is supposed to be.

I am just disappointed [realsad] that the people that are supposed to be the ones that are happy for us and encouraging are being negative because the day is not going to go how…[Read more]

Hi all again,

I have to say that IMHO I think it is the hullabaloo made about the ceremony and reception that ruins the experience of getting married for some if not most couples. I think it possiby distracts from what getting married is all about, yeah its fun to have a big party and get all dressed up but the rest of your life may not be a big…[Read more]

Ok here’s another one I heard the other day…

“….as dangerous as taking a dyslexic to see ‘Meet the Fockers'”
[arrowhead]

-Blondie[cowboy]

Here’s a few…..

“There’s no such thing as gravity, the earth actually sucks!”

“…..as useless as tits on a bull!”

“…..as popular as a fart in a space suit!”[ohno2]

-Blondie[cowboy]

Hi,

I am a PM in SA and the only thing I can advise is read your contract that you signed VERY carefully and all the fine print. Then if you are still stumped try the Consumer and Business Affairs web site in your state… http://www.ocba.qld.gov.au …. I think thats it and have a look under Residential Tennancies and there is an information booklet in…[Read more]

Congrats to you all!

My partner proposed to me last night!!!! So today I can’t stop gawking at the sparklies around my finger or wipe the stupid grin off my face!!![blush2]

Definitely a lot of luuuuuuuuurvvvvvvvvveeeeee in the air…… or in the bedroom should I say![biggrin]

-Blondie

OK…. some blonde jokes eh?!

A handyman arrives at his next job, knocks on the door and is invited in to have a look at the painting that the client wanted done.
First she leads him into the first room and says, “This is the kitchen I would like it a yellow colour”. The handyman walks to the window and yells, “Green side up!”
The lady client…[Read more]

Ok, I have another one…. this one I have never forgotten and looks like I never will because it happened when I was in primary school, I would have been about 10 years old.

Well,……. I went to a small country school and the school from years Kindy-YR7 had a total of 52 kids in it, so not many kids. So few in fact that they held school…[Read more]

My partner and I have not had an alcoholic drink in over a year because I just find to purchase a hang over these days is very expensive, possible $200 a weekend!
We vary rarely go out, I have not bought clothes in over a year and a half – besides a couple of work shirts that I desparately needd and I got them for a bargain $4.40 each at the op…[Read more]

Well, I have been looking at this forum for the last couple of days and have decided it is time that I sould share an embarrassing moment. OK here goes………..This is the story of how my Dad managed to embarrass my whole family!

We were on holidays and had stopped at Dubbo for a couple of days and decided to visit the Dubbo zoo. The zoo is so…[Read more]

Oh yeah…..
I think my mums also getting me Buyer Beware for Christmas![blush2]
Blondie[cowboy]

Hi again,
No I have not read many books yet, I have spent hours on here talking with people and reading posts along with Steves first book I have read that one.
I also have Steve’s second book freshly purchased this week as well as a Margaret Lomas book but I am spending all my saving money so am making a trip to the library next week!
I WILL of…[Read more]

Hi All,

I have not read all of the posts to this topic as there is now 5 pages worth of opinions here but I will add my two cents worth in respose to Yacks original post.

I believe that if I don’t give it ago… even though I am a Lemming[laugh4], how will I be able to learn from my mistakes? Yes, I want to make as little mistakes as possible…[Read more]

Lee,

It should be just as easy as ringing them up and tell ing them that you have decided not to sell your home. They can not sell you home if you do not want to sell it. [biggrin]
The only fees you may come accross are for advertising that may have already been published.
Besides that you should have no problems.

Blondie[cowboy]

Tru,
To become an agent and work for an agency you will need to complete:
Certificate IV in Business
(Real Estate Sales)
Pretty sure you can complete it through TAFE or go to REI (Real Estate Institute) in your state and they also should run the course through there and costs about $1,000.
Once you have the paper work you should be able to get a…[Read more]

Leigh K,

No I do not charge for these services as I am a real estate agent therefore think it unfair to charge a “finders fee” after all it is my job to find properties for people. [blink] This database is something extra a do because I am an investor myself and thought I could help out anyone interested in my area where I live. Almost like a…[Read more]