This girl walks into a chemist’s shop and tells the pharmacist she wants to buy some arsenic. He says, “What do you want with arsenic?” She said “I want to kill my husband because he cheats on me by having s*x with another woman.” The pharmacist says, “I can’t sell you arsenic to kill your husband lady, even if he is having s*x with another…[Read more]

Stats

http://www.abs.gov.au/
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Arty.

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what you have worked for !.” (Author: Me)

It would be easier if we knew which one owned a “fish tank” !!!

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Arty.

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After this biffo on the boards, can you imagine the fun we can have in person!.. LOL

We can write on pieces of paper and post it to a tree… LMAO []

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Arty.

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Pinky!!… you got two pointy things….umm stars !!

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Arty.

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“Why work to the age where you cant enjoy
what you have worked for !.” (Author: Me)

Pinky!!… you got two pointy things….umm stars !!

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Arty.

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“Why work to the age where you cant enjoy
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s**ts on the floor []

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Arty.

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No!… i want to work it out…

I have a grid penciled out, and im not giving up till i got it…

RED, GREEN, WHITE, YELLOW, BLUE
BRIT, SWE,DANE, NOR, GERM
BEER, COFFEE, TEA, MILK, WATER
PALL MALL, DUNHILL, BLEND, BLUE MASTER, PRINCE
BIRDS, DOGS, CATS, HORSES, (FISH)

All there, just need to sort out which goes where….…[Read more]

Biffo on the boards….
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Arty.

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Im not worried about riddles in here.. its a stress relief thing.. (well the last riddle is creating stress…but its good stress..) LOL []

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Arty.

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Im taking this home, to try out.. my brain is going to explode…

you should see my scribbles on a piece of paper here… []

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Arty.

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“Why work to the age where you cant enjoy
what you have worked for !.” (Author: Me)

damn…it was answered while i was still typing… im too slow..

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Arty.

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The farmer !

“The farmer carried 1 sack of GRAIN”

“The help carried just 2 sacks!” it didnt say it had grain…

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Arty.

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Pinky,

But remember, if you dont use the 11 second rule, as rule of thumb, then you may find that the rental you get from the tenant, most likely will not cover the repayments for the loan. Ie. you will be making a loss -ve gearing, so you will stuck forever putting money into the property.
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“Why work to the age where you…[Read more]

And there seems to be a few in here, that know where the gems are, but arent interested or not prepared to follow it through, so they can benefit from passing out their knowledge.

Rubbing hands together.. []

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Arty.

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what you have worked for !.” (Author: Me)

Wouldnt that be like purchasing information, doesnt matter what information. Sort of Knowledge exchange. Sort of like the barter system, where you have something I want and visa-vera, so you provide a service and in return I will provide a service back to you ?
[8D]

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Arty.

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Camviv,

No 2 girls are enough, we spoke about it, and after the second one was born, I took the plunge and got “de-sexed”/”snipped” LOL []

Thats just for piece of mind and no accidents.
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If I really really want to I can get it reversed, but I dont have the urge to have more ankle bitters… []

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Arty.

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“Why work to the age where…[Read more]

How do you find a good PM ?

I gathering an estate agent is not a good idea, as they are looking after many many rental properties for many people, so to them if they cant fill your property they will fill another one on their list.

So i guess a private/contractor PM is best bet to ensure they have a common interest in the rental returns you may…[Read more]

Here here!.. []

Id like to think when my kids are older (2 girls), I can pay for there high school/Uni education with ease, and when they turn 21, sign over a property in their name, or at least help out with getting them started, so they have a good footing in life.[8D]

Its a jungle out there
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Arty.

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“Why work to the age where…[Read more]

Is it worth waiting till the property bubble bursts and prices come down. Buy cheaper, maybe rent cheaper too, but it will rise again, so your cheap property can earn a good rent as property starts to recover again.. [^]

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Arty.

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