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    >>:>A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40
    >>miles per
    >>hour.
    >>The wife is behind the wheel.
    >>Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear
    >>voice.
    >>"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
    >>
    >>The wife says nothing,
    >>Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to
    >>45 mph.
    >>The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out
    >>of it,"
    >>He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
    >>And she's a far better lover than you are."
    >>
    >>Again the wife stays quiet,
    >>But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the
    >>speed to
    >>55
    >>He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..
    >>
    >>Up to 60 .
    >>"I want the car, too," he continues.
    >>
    >>65 mph.
    >>"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards
    >>and the
    >>boat!"
    >>
    >>The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
    >>This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you
    >>want?"
    >>
    >>The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
    >>"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
    >>"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
    >>
    >>Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph,
    >>The wife turns to him and smiles.
    >>"The airbag."
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>Moral of the Story :
    >>
    >>Women are clever!!!
    >>
    >>Don't mess with them!!
    >>

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