Can You Relate

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>> Can you relate?
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>> 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
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>> 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
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>> 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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>> 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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>> 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
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>> 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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>> 6. You watch the Weather Channel.
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>> 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “breakup.”
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>> 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
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>> 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
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>> 10. You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
>> door won’t turn down the stereo.
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>> 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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>> 12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
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>> 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
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>> 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers.
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>> 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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>> 16. You take naps.
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>> 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
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>> 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
>> rather than settle, your stomach.
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>> 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms
>> and pregnancy tests.
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>> 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good <edited>.”
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>> 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
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>> 22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going
>> to drink that much again.”
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>> 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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>> 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
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>> 25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
>> instead of asking “Oh <edited> what the hell happened?”
>> Bonus
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>> 26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
>> doesn’t apply to you and can’t find one to save your sorry old ass.
>> Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends ’cause you know they’ll
>> enjoy it & do the same. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselve
>> for they shall never cease to be amused.
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[biggrin]

There are 3 types of people:1. People who make things happen.
2. People who watch what happens.
3. People who wondered what happened.