Aussie Ingenuity

Enjoy,

>
>>>Subject: Fw: Aussie ingenuity ! >
>>>
>>> > >
>>> > > > > >> Telephone conversation goes:
>>> > > > > >>
>>> > > > > >> “Hello, is this the police?”
>>> > > > > >>
>>> > > > > >> “Yes it is. How can we help you?”
>>> > > > > >>
>>> > > > > >> “I’m calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza.
>>> > > > > >>
>>> > > > > >> He’s hiding cocaine inside his firewood!”
>>> > > > > >>
>>> > > > > >> “Thank you very much for the call.”
>>> > > > > >>
>>> > > > > >> The next day, police officers descend on Wazza’s house in
>>>great
>>> > > > > >> numbers.
>>> > > > > >>
>>> > > > > >> They search the house and then go out to the shed where
>>> > > > > >> the
>>>firewood is kept.
>>> > > > > >>
>>> > > > > >> Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but
>>> > > > > >> they
>>>find
>>> > > > > >> no cocaine.
>>> > > > > >>
>>> > > > > >> They swear at Wazza and leave.
>>> > > > > >> The phone rings at Wazza’s house.
>>> > > > > >>
>>> > > > > >> “Hey, Wazz. Did the cops come?”
>>> > > > > >>
>>> > > > > >> “Yeah!”
>>> > > > > >>
>>> > > > > >> “Did they chop up your firewood?”
>>> > > > > >>
>>> > > > > >> “Yep.”
>>> > > > > >>
>>> > > > > >> “Happy Birthday, maaaaaaaaaate”
>>> > > > > >>
>>>

There are 3 types of people:1. People who make things happen.
2. People who watch what happens.
3. People who wondered what happened.