I remembered this after reading the story about the Pharmacist.
A young lad goes into a chemist. He asks the pharmacist about the various types of condoms. After some discussion, he says “I’d better get a whole bunch. I will be pretty busy tonight.” The pharmacist sells him a gross of condoms and off he goes.
He gets to his girlfriend home for dinner with her parents. At the table he offers to say grace. He bows his head and offers up a fervent and lengthy prayer. His girlfriend leans over and says “You didn’t tell me you were so religious.”
He replies “You didn’t tell me your father is a pharmacist!”
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