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  • Profile photo of redwingredwing
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    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: “Hello”

    WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

    MAN: “Yes”

    WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
    It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

    MAN: “Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much.”

    WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.”

    MAN: “How much?”

    WOMAN: “$65,000”

    MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

    WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing The house we wanted last year is back on the market.They’re asking $950,000.”

    MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000”

    WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”

    MAN: “Bye, I love you too.” The man hangs up.

    The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know whose phone this is?

    REDWING

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    Profile photo of kay henrykay henry
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    cute, redwing :)

    kay henry

    Profile photo of JetDollarsJetDollars
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    classic….hope that’s not my phone…

    Kind Regards

    JetDollars
    “The road of some-day lead to the town of nowhere”

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