For the Dads

A Man standing in line at a check out counter of a supermarket was very
surprised when an attractive woman behind him said: “Hello!”
Her face was beaming. He gave her that “who are you look,” and couldn’t
remember ever having seen her before.
Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and
apologised.
“Look,” she said “I’m really sorry but when I first saw you, I thought
you were the father of one of my children,” and walked out of the shop.
The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself: “What the hell is the
world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can’t keep track of who
fathers her children!”
Then he got a little panicky. “I don’t remember her,” he thought but,
MAYBE….during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was at
Uni, perhaps he did father her child!
He ran from the shop and caught her in the car park and asked:
“Are you the girl I met at a party at Uni and then we got really drunk
and had wild sex on the pool table in front of everyone?”
“No”, she said with a horrified look on her face. “I’m your son’s
school
teacher!”

Regards
Regrow

You are a fool for 5 seconds if you ask a question, but a fool for life if you don’t.