Old Farmer

An old farmer went to a pub and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his beer a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to him and said, “Are you a real farmer?”

He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on the place, herding sheep, mending fences and branding cattle. So I reckon I am”.

She replied, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women”.

A little while later, a couple sat down next to the old bloke and asked him, “Are you a real farmer?”

His answer, “I always thought I was. But I just found out I’m a lesbian

Starglow