Irish Airways

Irish Airways:
>>>
>>>As they approached Dublin number 1 runway, the tower heard:
>>>
>>>PILOT – Bjeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway is?
>>>
>>>CO-PILOT – Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy
>>>
>>>PILOT – Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Shamus!
>>>
>>>CO-PILOT – Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy !!
>>>
>>>PILOT – Right, Shamus, when I say ‘go’ put de engine in reverse!!
>>>
>>>CO-PILOT – Royt, I’ll do dat !!
>>>
>>>PILOT – An den ya put de flaps down!!
>>>
>>>CO-PILOT – Royt, I’ll do dat, too !!
>>>
>>>PILOT – An den stamp an de brakes as hard as yer can an pray ta de
>>> Holy Mudder a Gad !!!
>>>
>>>CO-PILOT – I’m prayin already, but I’ll hit de brakes as hard as I
>>> can.
>>>
>>> So, as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse,
>>> puts the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to
>>> the Holy Mother with all his soul. The brakes screeched, the tyres
>>>squealed,and there was smoke everywhere, but, to the relief of all
>>>the passengers, and, not least of all, Paddy and Shamus, the aircraft
>>>came to a stop but a few metres from the end of the runway!!!
>>>
>>>As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure,
>>>Paddy looked out of the window and said to Shamus, “Dat has gat ta be De
>>>shartist fookin runway in de world!”
>>>
>>>Shamus replied, “Yes, but da ya see how fookin wide it is?”
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