A very clever (Male) response!!!

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t Feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”

I said “WHAT???!!! What was that?!”

So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear…”You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a Woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.”

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love Me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went To sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.

We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big Unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits.

She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’ll Just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went to the jewellery
department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you, she was so excited. She must have thought I was One wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was
testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I Threw her for a loop when I said,
“That’s fine, honey.”

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is All dear, let’s go to the cashier.”

I could hardly contain myself when I blurt out, “No honey, I don’t Feel like it.” Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped
with a baffled “WHAT??!!!” I then said “Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my
financial needs as a man enough for me To satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.”

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added,
“Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”

Apparently I won’t be having sex again until sometime after pigs fly Over a frozen hell.

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