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  • Profile photo of redwingredwing
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    Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.
    One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,
    Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
    He sunk to the bottom & stayed there.
    Mary promptly jumped in to save him.
    She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
    When the Medical Director became aware of Mary’s heroic act,
    he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital,
    as he now considered her to be mentally stable.
    When he went to tell Mary the news he said, “Mary, I have good news & bad
    news.”
    “The good news is you’re being discharged because since you were able to jump
    in and save the life of another patient, I think you’ve regained your
    senses.”
    “The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his
    bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.”

    Mary replied, “He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry.”

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    Profile photo of JetDollarsJetDollars
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    Redwing, you must be working in or close to the hospital that’s why you got a lot of joke about it….lol

    Kind regards

    Jet Dollars
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