The LION

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
One is a good looking older man in his mid-sixties and the other is a
gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, “I’m not going to sugar coat it. This is
one
ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or
you’re
history. Here’s your equipment — chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to
try
out first?”
The girl says, “I’ll go first.” She walks past the chair, the whip and
the
gun and steps right into the lion’s cage. The lion starts to snarl and
pant
and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her
coat
revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and
starts
licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them, licks
and
kisses her body for several minutes and rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner’s mouth is on the floor. He says, “I’ve never seen a
display like that in my life.”
He then turns to the older man and asks, “Can you top that?”
The older man replies, “No problem, just get that lion out of the cage”

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