Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Man: “Hello”
Woman: “Honey it’s me. Are you at the Club?”
Man “Yes”
Woman: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
Man: “Sure … go ahead if you like it that much”
Woman: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked”.
Man: “How much?”
Woman “$60,000”
Man. “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
Woman: “Great. Oh, and one more thing — the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000”
Man: “well then go ahead and give them an offer – but just an offer mind you of $900,000”
Woman: “OK, I’ll see you later and I love you”.
Man: “Bye darl, I love you too:.
The man hangs up, and the other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asked, “Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
“If You never never ask, you’ll never never know”
Good one Geo,
Made me giggle……[cap]
sue“Be careful not to step on the flowers when you’re reaching for the stars”
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