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There was a bear and there was a rabbit named Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit who did get along well.
One day they meet each other in the woods. They start shouting at each other when Mr. Bear spots this golden frog and points it out to Mr. Rabbit.
The frog says, “Anybody who sees me gets 6 wishes, but since there are 2 of you, you will both receive 3 wishes.So Mr. Bear says, “I want to go first. For my first wish, I wish that all the bears in this forest were female, other than me!”
Then Mr. Rabbit goes. “I want a shiny new red helmet for my first wish.”
Mr. Bear is a little surprised the Mr. Rabbit would waste is wishes like that, but he goes on. “For my second wish, I wish that all the bears in the neighboring forests were female, except for me!
“Next, I want a new, 80 miles per hour, motorcycle.” said Mr. Rabbit.
Again, Mr. Bear is taken by surprised, but he couldn’t care less about that stinking Rabbit, so he takes his turn.“For my last wish, I wish that all the bears in the world were female, besides me!”
It is the Rabbit’s turn. He says, ” For my last wish, I wish you were gay, Mr. Bear!” And he jumps on his motor cycle, and rides away.REDWING
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