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    A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God.

    “God,” he said, “how long is a million years?”

    God answered, “In my frame of reference, it’s about a minute.”

    The man asked, “God, how much is a million dollars?”

    God answered, “To me, it’s a penny.”

    The man then asked, “God, can I have a penny?”[biggrin][biggrin][biggrin]

    God answered, “In a minute.”[biggrin][biggrin][biggrin]

    “If You never never ask, you’ll never never know”

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    [biggrin]Can i have a Penny “now”

    REDWING

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    Profile photo of WallFlowerWallFlower
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    When looking at the wonders of creation, a million dollars in insignificiant not to mention vulgar

    Profile photo of redwingredwing
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    A million dollars is insignificant when you can talk to god also wallflower[thumbsupanim]

    REDWING

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