Did you ever stop and wonder……
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”
Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken there… I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s bum.”
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They’re both dogs!What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
If Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s on the outside of your bum?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
“If You never never ask, you’ll never never know”
Originally posted by geo:
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
Oooh. busted[baaa]
Cheers
MelHa Ha…Like Mel I got Busted, then read down and saw Mel’s reply and felt a bit better knowing i was not alone
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
My Dad told me a story many years back that in PNG the locals would not Feed thier babies tinned baby food, for the reasoning that tinned peas have a picture of peas on them, tinned corn, a picture of corn on them, tinned baby food…the picture was of a baby !
And heard a Very ‘Funny’ pidgeon english version of the 3 little pigs.. called ‘3 lik lik pigs’
REDWING
“Money is a currency, like electricity and it requires momentum to make it Effective”
Count The Currency With This Online Positive Cashflow CalculatorBrilliant Geo!
i loved them all – especially the one about the tunes of the alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle little star and then the next comment.
it took me 15 mins to stop laughing
rgds
Cobra.PS Redwing I heard the same story about the Baby food.[biggrin]
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