Things to think about

Things to think about

* Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft… Today, it’s called golf.

* Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it..

* The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

* Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.

* How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?

* When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

* You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

* One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

* One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

* Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

* Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don’t recognize you.

* If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you are old.

* First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper, then …… Oh my goodness you forgot to pull your zipper down!

* If you jog in a jogging suit, lounge in lounging pajamas, and smoke in a smoking jacket, WHY would anyone want to wear a windbreaker??

And best of all….
* I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Here’s to getting Older..[cigar]

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