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Child Support
>The following are all replies that British women have put on Child
>Support Agency forms in the section for listing father’s details: These are
>genuine excerts from the forms.
>
>01. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
>fatheredby Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child
>B,but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
>
>02. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I
>was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I
>can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the
>party if this helps.
>
>03. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
>conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected
>sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that
>I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his
>Phone number? Thanks.
>
>04. I don’t know the identity of the father of my daughter. He
>drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door
>panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if
>he’s had it replaced.
>
>05. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the
>Pope confirming that my son’s conception was immaculate and that he is
>Christ risen again.
>
>06.. I cannot tell you the name of child A’s dad as he informs me
>that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
>implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and
>right by the country. Please advise.
>
>07. I do not know who the father of my child was, as all squaddies
>look the same to me. I can confirm that he wore a Royal Green Jacket.
>
>08. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with
>him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
>
>09. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at
>EuroDisney. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
>
>10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
>remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.
>If I’d have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the
>party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.
>
>11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
>all when you eat a can of beans you can’t be sure which one made you
>fart.“Money is a currency, like electricity and it requires momentum to make it Effective”
Count The Currency With This Online Positive Cashflow CalculatorI like no. 11[biggrin]
“If You never never ask, you’ll never never know”
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