Husband

Dear Tech Support,

Re INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance – particularly in
the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NRL 5.0, AFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed
Desperate.

Dear Desperate,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command:
“http: I Thought You Loved Me.com” and try to download Tears 6.2, and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery
2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will
eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program: these are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and romance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support.>
Helen Dowling
Hospital Specialist Representative
Cardiovascular Division
Western Australia
Sanofi-Synthelabo

Phone 0411 230 102

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