Morning ALL on this ANZAC day ![army]
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for his young secretary.
His new girlfriend demanded that she wanted to live in the couple’s multi-million dollar home, and since the man’s lawyers were a little better, he prevailed. He gave his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out.
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft music, feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.
When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then! slowly, the house began to smell.
They tried were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit…Repairmen refused to work in the house…
The maid quit…Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back…Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth… But only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home……including the curtain rods.
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What an amazing little yarn.
[biggrin]Regards
“Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail” Ralph Waldo Emerson
That one is better than mine but I thought I would share it with you.
I know of a couple that seemed to have a great relationship.
They didnt live in each others pockets by doing stuff on their own but also had a few hobbies in common.
The husband would go away for a long weekend with the boys about once every 6 weeks or so. The wife found out that the boys was actually another woman. She keept this to herself knowing that the event would happen again. When the long weekend arrived that Friday night she packed her bags, purchased 10kg of alfalfa seeds and spread them through the house. Including clever little spots like in all the pockets of his clothes in the wardrobe, the keyboard of the computer and so on. Sprinkled the hose on every little seed then droped the hose in the middle of the lounge on a silent dribble and left. You can imagine what state the place would be in after a long weekend.
He finally left and she stayed
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Beck.
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