Two nuns from France were coming to New York.
While awaiting their landing, one nun looks at the other and says, “Over here in America, they have strange customs.”“Really? Like what?” says the other.
“Over here, they eat dogs.”
Astounded, the other gasps, “DOGS! No way! Really?”
“Yeah, they sure do.”
“Well, I guess we’ll have to just get us some so that we can try to fit in.”
After they landed, they went to Central Park to a hot dog stand and ordered.
“Two dogs, please!” the nuns said.
Afterwards, they went to a park bench to eat their dogs.
When one nun unwrapped hers, she blushed.
She turned to the other nun and reluctantly asked, “Er, um…which part did you get?”
‘Eat rich food, barbeque a yuppie’ [greedy]
Hee hee! Rugby, I should take that one to school to show the nuns!!!
Success is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration.
I think you’ll lose your job Steph….but then again after the principal saw that painting, I think not…
“If You never never ask, you’ll never never know”
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