old age

With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65
year-old woman gave birth to a baby. When she was
discharged from the hospital and went home, her
relatives came to visit.

“May we see the new baby?” one asked.

“Not yet,” said the 65 year-old mother, “Soon.”

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked,
“May we see the new baby now?”

“Not yet,” said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked
again, “May we see the baby now?”

“No,” replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, “Well, when CAN we
see the baby?”

“WHEN IT CRIES,” she told them.

“WHEN IT CRIES??” they demanded. “Why do we have to
wait until it CRIES??

“BECAUSE, I forgot where I put it…”

REDWING

“Money is a currency, like electricity and it requires momentum to make it Effective”