Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in thier shoes, that way if they get angry, he’ll be a mile away- and shoeless..
Borrow money only from pessimists, they don’t expect it back..
If you want breakfast in bed-sleep in the kitchen..
why do scotsmen wear kilts-its easier to run with your skirt up, than with your pants down..
i don’t know what your problem is, but i bet it’s hard to pronounce..
If we are what we eat, i’m cheap, fast and nasty..
WELFARE, keeping lazy people unemployed since 1929
A friend will help you move, a real friend will help you move the bodies..
REDWING
“Money is a currency, like electricity and it requires momentum to make it Effective”
[specool] haha very funny redwing
Cheers Matt
“If you do what you have always done, you will get what you have always had.”
“Isn’t it time for a change?”
[biggrin][biggrin][biggrin]
Always good for a laugh .
Thanks
J
Originally posted by redwing:If we are what we eat, i’m cheap, fast and nasty..
REDWING
cheap, fast and nasty – my type of man!
LOL
[smiling]Originally posted by redwing:Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in thier shoes, that way if they get angry, he’ll be a mile away- and shoeless..
yeah, now I remember when I was angry with Richmond I should do that…LoL
Kind regards
Chan Dollars
[Retire Young, Retire Rich] [strum]love the jokes… [thumbsup2]
Cheers,
sis
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