Living In 2004 (kind of silly really….)

> 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
>
> 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
>
> 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
>
> 4. You e-mail your friend who works at the desk next to you – (Nikki!!!
>
>
> 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not
> have e-mail addresses.
>
> 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone
> in a business manner – Nikki!
>
> 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial “0” or “9”
> to get an outside line.
>
> 8. You’ve sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
> different companies.!!!
>
> 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o’clock news.
>
> 11. Your boss doesn’t have the ability to do your job.
>
> 12. Contractors out number permanent staff and are more likely to get
> long-service awards.
>
> AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE ..
>
> 13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
>
> 14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your
> “friends.”
>
> 15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore,
> except to send you jokes from the net.
>
> 16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.
>
> 17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a No.9.
>
> 18. And now you are laughing at yourself!

Kind regards

Chan Dollars
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