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  • Profile photo of kay henrykay henry
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    Real Estate Laws

    *That sweet little girl with the baby that you rented to, will start dating the mad motorcycle man from hell, … and several of his friends, … the very next week.

    *Tenants have at least one relative get sick or die per month, so … they will just have to pay you later.

    *If a tenant attempts to replace the washer in a faucet, plan on replacing the faucet; perhaps all the plumbing in the building.

    *Prospective tenants who make an appointment to see your rental across town, often get kidnapped on the way there… so there was just no way they could call you.

    *Tenants only lock themselves out in the middle of the night… or on Christmas.

    *When a furnace breaks in mid-winter, it is always the heat exchanger.

    *At least one tenant’s check will be “lost in the mail” every month.

    *Every lost pet will find its way to your rental.
    The hardware store closes five minutes before you get there.

    *A tenant’s ability to see dirt and damage is much greater when the move in than when they move out.

    *your best tenants always get job transfers during the worst rental markets.

    *Everything in your rentals will break 100 times faster than in your own home.

    *The insurance inspector always shows up to take photos of the building as you are putting the evicted tenant’s possessions on the curb.

    *Tenants always swear under oath that the window was broken when they moved in.

    *When a tenant calls and says, “Hi, how are you?” something is drastically wrong.

    *If it exists, your tenant will try to flush it down the toilet.

    *If you have any questions about anything, ask your tenants.

    *If it is pouring rain, you can be sure the windows are open at one or more at your units.

    *Proper disposal of chewing gum is in the carpet

    [:D]ENJOYED them Kay.. how many ‘ring’ true ??

    REDWINGLOL

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    Originally posted by kay henry:

    Sent to me by dear sweet monika [:X]

    http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-real-estate.htm

    kay henry

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    Can you ask Monica to send me and Chan, SIS some of emails. [;)]

    Cheers
    [:)]
    PropertyGuRu
    [;)]

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    Originally posted by **PropertyGuRu**:

    Originally posted by kay henry:

    Sent to me by dear sweet monika [:X]

    http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-real-estate.htm

    kay henry

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    Can you ask Monica to send me and Chan, SIS some of emails. [;)]

    Cheers
    [:)]
    PropertyGuRu
    [;)]

    Please.

    Kind regards

    Chan Dollars
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