Advice to Live By.

Hi Guys

1. “Never trust a dog to watch your food.” – Patrick aged 10.

2. When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer – Hannah aged 9.

3. “Never tell your mum her diet isn’t working.” – Michael aged 14.

4. “Stay away from prunes.” – Randy aged 9.

5. “Don’t squat with your spurs on.” – Noronha. aged 13.

6. “Don’t pull dad’s finger when he tells you.” Emily aged 10.

7.”When mum is mad with your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.” – Taylia aged 11.

8. “Never allow your three year-old brother in the same room as you assignment.” – Traci aged 14.

9. “Don’t sneeze in front of your mum if you are eating crackers.” – Mitchell aged 12.

10. “Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac.” – Andrew aged 9.

11. “Never hold a dust-buster and cat at the same time.” Kyoyo aged 9.

12. “You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.” – Armir aged 9.

13. “Don’t wear polka-dotted underwear under white shorts.” – Kellie. aged 11.

14. “If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.” – Naomi aged 15.

15. “Felt pens are not good to use as lipstick.” – Lauren aged 9.

16. “Don’t pick on your sister when she is holding a softball bat.” – Joel aged 10.

17. “When you get a bad grade at school, show it to your mother when she’s on the phone.” – Alyesha aged 13.

18. “Never try to baptise a cat.” – Eileen aged 8.

Regards