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  • Profile photo of muppetmuppet
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    February 27, 2004 - 5:18 am

    Hi Guys

    An 80 year old named Red Buttons explained on a TV show hat 80 was not old. He said:
    1. Old is when your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot

    2. Old is when the porn you bing home is Debby Does Dialysis.

    3. Old is when your doctor doesn’t give you X-rays any more but just holds you up to the light.

    4. Old is when a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest your car.

    5 Old is when you remember the Dead Sea was just sick.

    6. Old is when your wife says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love” and you reply, “Honey, I can’t do both.”

    Regards

    Profile photo of JetDollarsJetDollars
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    February 27, 2004 - 5:31 am

    [^] from the above concept I don’t think I am old.

    Warm Regards

    ChanDollars
    [Keep going, you’re on your way to financial freedom]

    Profile photo of PropertyGuruPropertyGuru
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    February 27, 2004 - 5:42 am

    [:D] I am also not old [:D]

    Cheers
    [:)]
    PropertyGuRu
    I want to be billionaire! [;)]

    Profile photo of Still in SchoolStill in School
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    February 27, 2004 - 6:06 am
    4. Old is when a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest your car.

    love that one…. rofl… [^]

    keep them coming!

    Cheers,
    sis

    People 4get that by saving just $3 a day & investing it sensibly
    over a working life, you’ll end up with around $1 million

    Profile photo of JetDollarsJetDollars
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    February 27, 2004 - 7:04 am
    Originally posted by **PropertyGuRu**:

    [:D] I am also not old [:D]

    Cheers
    [:)]
    PropertyGuRu
    I want to be billionaire! [;)]

    I think you are! 4. Old is when a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest your car.

    Warm Regards

    ChanDollars
    [Keep going, you’re on your way to financial freedom]

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    February 27, 2004 - 12:14 pm

    Oh NO!!!! I’m ..

    3. Old is when your doctor doesn’t give you X-rays any more but just holds you up to the light.

    …. and my hubby keeps pulling my legs. He says that I still look young & beautiful! [?]

    Hu hu

    Huey

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    February 27, 2004 - 12:55 pm

    Huey, you definitely still look young and beautiful. Your husband is telling the truth! [:)]

    Cheers
    Mel

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    February 27, 2004 - 1:22 pm

    Thanks Mel, you always have kind words. [:)] Huey

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