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    Hi Guys

    A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a big, burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, “Here, put these on.”

    She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.

    “I can’t wear your pants,” she said.

    “That’s right,” said the husband, “and don’t you ever forget it. I’m the man who wears the pants in this family.”

    With that she flipped her panties to him and said, “Try these on.”

    He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

    “Hell,” he said, “I can’t get into your panties.”

    She replied, “That’s right, and that’s the way it’s going to be until your damned attitude changes.”

    Regards

    Profile photo of Still in SchoolStill in School
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    [:D][:D]ha ha lol [:o)][:o)]

    Cheers
    [:)]
    PropertyGuRu
    I want to be billionaire! [;)]

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    [^]

    Warm Regards

    ChanDollars
    [Keep going, you’re on your way to financial freedom]

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    And don’t you blokes ever forget it.[:)]

    Cheers
    Mel

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    Hmm! you should tell me 34 years ago .. but it’s not too late I will have a go tonight.
    [}:)]

    Huey

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    Originally posted by Huey:

    Hmm! you should tell me 34 years ago .. but it’s not too late I will have a go tonight.
    [}:)]

    Huey

    lol

    Warm Regards

    ChanDollars
    [Keep going, you’re on your way to financial freedom]

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    MUPPET…

    AND BY THE TIME YOUR ATTITUDE CHANGES “SHE” CAN”T GET INTO ‘THOSE’ PANTIES [}:)]

    REDWING

    “Money is a currency, like electricity and it requires momentum to make it Effective”

    Profile photo of JetDollarsJetDollars
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    Originally posted by redwing:

    MUPPET…

    AND BY THE TIME YOUR ATTITUDE CHANGES “SHE” CAN”T GET INTO ‘THOSE’ PANTIES [}:)]

    REDWING

    “Money is a currency, like electricity and it requires momentum to make it Effective”

    lol

    Warm Regards

    ChanDollars
    [Keep going, you’re on your way to Frolic Freedom!]

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    haha very clever muppet[:D]

    Cheers Matt

    “If you do what you have always done, you will get what you have always had.”

    “Isn’t it time for a change?”

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