> … My wife and I have the
> secret to making a marriage
> last.
>
> 1. Two times a week, we go to a
> nice restaurant, a little wine,
> good food and
> companionship. She goes
> Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
> 2. We also sleep in separate
> beds. Hers is in Hobart and
> mine is in Perth
> 3. I take my wife everywhere,
> but she keeps finding her way
> back.
> 4. I asked my wife, “Where do
> you want to go for our
> anniversary?” “Somewhere I
> haven’t been in a long time!”
> So I suggested, “How about the
> kitchen?”
> 5. We always hold hands. If I
> let go, she shops.
> 6. She has an electric blender,
> electric toaster, and electric
> bread maker Then
> she said “There are too many
> gadgets, and no place to sit
> down!” So I bought her
> an electric chair.
> 7. My wife told me the car
> wasn’t running well, there was
> water in the
> carburettor I asked where the
> car was, she told me “In the
> lake.”
> 8. My wife is on a new diet.
> Coconuts and bananas. She
> hasn’t lost weight, but
> BOY, can she climb a tree now!
> 9. She got a mudpack and looked
> great for two days. Then the
> mud fell off…
> 10. She ran after the garbage
> truck, yelling, “Am I too late
> for the garbage?”
> The driver said, “No, jump in!”
Warm Regards
ChanDollars
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