Income Tax for Muppet & +veCashflow

Here it is:

> > > >A man who was called to testify at the income-tax, asked his
> > > >accountant for advice on what to wear.
> > > >”Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let them think you are a pauper,”
> > > >the
> > > >accountant replied.
> > > >Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite
> > > >advice. “Do
> > > >not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie.
> > > >” Confused, the man went to his wife, told him of the conflicting
> > > >advice,
> > > >and requested some resolution of the dilemma. “Let me tell you a
> > > >story,”
> > > >replied the wife.
> > > >”A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on
> > > >her wedding
> > > >night. ‘Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up
> > > >to your
> > > >neck.’ But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting
> > > >advice. Wear
> > > >your most sexy negligee, with a v-neck right down to your navel.
> > > >” The man protested: “What does all this have to do with my
> > > >problem with the
> > > >Income-tax?”
> > > >The Wife replied, “No matter what you wear, you are going to get
> > > >” U C K E D”

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ChanDollars
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