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  • Profile photo of JetDollarsJetDollars
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    > Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their
    > local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them, “Do
    > you mind if join you? My partner didn’t turn up.” “Sure,” they said,
    > “You’re welcome.” So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the
    > company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends
    > asked the newcomer, “What do you do for a living?” “I’m a hit man,” was
    > the reply.
    >
    >
    > “You’re joking!” was the response. “No, I’m not,” he said, reaching into
    > his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper’s rifle with a
    > large telescopic sight. “Here are my tools.” “That’s a beautiful
    > telescopic sight,” said the other friend, “Can I take a look? I think I
    > might be able to see my house from here.” So he picked up the rifle and
    > looked through the sight in the direction of his house. “Yeah, I can see
    > my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the
    > window.” “Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she’s
    > naked! What’s that? Wait a minute, that’s my neighbour in there with
    > her…….He’s naked as well! The bitch!” He turned to the hitman, “How
    > much do you charge for a hit?” “I do a flat rate, for you, one thousand
    > dollars every time I pull the trigger.” “Can you do two for me now?”
    > “Sure, what do you want?”
    >
    >
    > “First, shoot my wife, she’s always been mouthy, so shoot her in the
    > mouth. Then the neighbor, he’s a mate of mine, a bit of a lad, so just
    > shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson.” The hitman took the rifle and
    > took aim, standing perfectly still for a fewminutes. “Are you going to do
    > it or not?” said the friend impatiently. “Just wait a moment, be patient,”
    > said the hitman calmly, “I think I can save you a grand here…..”

    Warm Regards

    ChanDollars
    [Keep going, you’re on your way to financial freedom]

    Profile photo of Matt PMatt P
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    rofl, very funny chan [^]

    Cheers Matt

    “If you do what you have always done, you will get what you have always had.”

    “Isn’t it time for a change?”

    Profile photo of JetDollarsJetDollars
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    Matt,

    Don’t try it at home.

    Warm Regards

    ChanDollars
    [Keep going, you’re on your way to financial freedom]

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