Milk, Cow & Sausage!

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JetDollars
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February 17, 2004 - 12:49 am
For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.”
Here’s an update for you…..
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
Why?
Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig,….
Just to get a little sausage.
Warm Regards
ChanDollars
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melbear
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February 17, 2004 - 1:11 am
ROFLMAO[:p]
Cheers
Mel
JetDollars
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February 17, 2004 - 5:18 am
Originally posted by melbear:
ROFLMAO[:p]
Cheers
Mel
I don’t know what you meant?
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ChanDollars
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February 17, 2004 - 5:43 am
Chan
It means Rolling Around the Floor, Laughing My Arse Off
It means she thought it was very funny.
‘Eat rich food, barbeque a yuppie’
JetDollars
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February 19, 2004 - 1:19 am
ROFLMAO
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ChanDollars
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Matt P
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February 19, 2004 - 2:15 am
well what do u kno chan, u learn something new every day [^][]
Cheers Matt
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JetDollars
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February 19, 2004 - 7:31 am
I shouldn’t posted this, now all woman think twice before they do the purchase.
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ChanDollars
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February 19, 2004 - 10:55 am
Hi Chan
interesting topic, I don’t know what to say…..may be just read it…..
And roll around the floor laughing my ass off.[][]
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JetDollars
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February 20, 2004 - 4:05 am
Want some more?
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ChanDollars
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p0sitiveCasHfl0w
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February 20, 2004 - 4:07 am
Please sir.. can I have some more??
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muppet
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February 20, 2004 - 4:16 am
Keep them coming Chan.
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Still in School
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February 20, 2004 - 10:02 am
Hi Chan$,
gotta admit you got some funny jokes, keep them coming… [^]
Cheers,
sis
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muppet
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February 20, 2004 - 10:34 am
Hi Chan
Keep them coming please. helps to keep the posts up.
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February 20, 2004 - 10:54 am
“Why?
Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig,….
Just to get a little sausage.”
But how about I give them a big big sauage! It’s a joke.Today i just find a very small one, Oh, give me time, may be tomorrow i can fine a bigger one!
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THERE IS ALWAYS A BETTER WAY!
Julian
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February 20, 2004 - 10:59 am
Why?
Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig,….
Just to get a little sausage.”
But how about I give them a big big sauage! It’s a joke.Today i just find a very small one, Oh, give me time, may be tomorrow i can fine a bigger one!
Regards
Julian []
THERE IS ALWAYS A BETTER WAY!
THERE IS ALWAYS A BETTER WAY!
muppet
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February 20, 2004 - 11:52 am
Hi Julian
Have you tried Viagra or a balloon?
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February 21, 2004 - 5:25 am
As a woman basically gets turned on in her brain (isn’t that so girls ?) perhaps all you men have to
start learning to use the right kind of words ?
If that doesn’t work because your wife/girlfriend/the woman next door/ happens to be deaf try putting a special pair of glasses on her nose.
You know, the ones which magnify everything.
This reminds me of the woman who, on her wedding night, when for the first time she saw her husband’s tool, exclaimed : ‘Oh, what a beautiful big dick you’ve got’
Whereupon her husband slapped her in the face.
Has anyone got a clue why the husband suddenly slapped his new bride ?
Pisces
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February 21, 2004 - 5:32 am
Chan that is a classic I love it……..LOL, but arnt u meant to be on the side of us down trodding (by radical fem’s) males????????……….
ROTFLMAO.
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JetDollars
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February 21, 2004 - 5:35 am
Originally posted by BEAR1964:
Chan that is a classic I love it……..LOL, but arnt u meant to be on the side of us down trodding (by radical fem’s) males????????……….
ROTFLMAO.
Regards Bear
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Bear,
I think I posted the wrong joke.
COL
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ChanDollars
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melbear
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February 22, 2004 - 12:57 am
Originally posted by Pisces:
Has anyone got a clue why the husband suddenly slapped his new bride ?
Because she shouldn’t know if it was ‘big’ or not? Having not slept with others of course.
Cheers
Mel