Welcome to the jungle

G’day fellow forumites, well what a week we’ve had,

While some are always cheery, others are now mad,

Martin wants his money back, he thinks the book’s just crap,

Some people seem to want all things placed right in their lap,

Then billfromoz caused quite a stir, he warned of “blood in the streets”,

And backed it up with facts and figures and tales of his past feats,

Then Steve hit back, a great reply, restored our faith once more,

And reminded all it can be done, and just what the forum’s for,

But the biggest shock came Sunday, with Pinky’s “Walrus” post,

When she revealed to all that Arty was the one she loved the most,

Then Monday came, no sign of Arty, we all wondered where he was at,

It turned out he’d taken a sickie to go and get another tatt,

So as this tale draws to an end, i thank you all sincerely,

For this wealth of information that i’ve come to love so dearly,

And remember not to let others tell you what you can do,

Because the only one that determines this ofcourse is YOU!

Jay